We're all mad here
Mariana. 21. Portuguese.
Future postgrad student at Cardiff University. 
My soul belongs to Edinburgh. 
I'm a nerd who wants to travel everywhere across time and space. I also tend to hate humanity quite often. Dogs should rule the Earth. 

mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

(via iamsuperellie)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via lets-just-get-through)

stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

(via dancingthrocken)

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

(Source: muutant, via dancingthrocken)

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark, via eu-nao-soubipolar)

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

I read the order of the phoenix in 1 night does that make me weird
Sunday, 1:18 pm
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caroldamver:

dorian gray more like dorian gay

Sunday, 1:13 pm
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)

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grinshaws:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

(via tragically-magically)