reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

Summer school starts tomorrow. Cologne was beautiful but I’m sad we only spent two days there. It’s so amazing! Now I’m in Bielefeld getting ready for tomorrow. Already met some Italians so this is gonna be fun. I love them, Italians always understand me as a Portuguese. Southern Europe unite, we’re the best!

PS: Why don’t people in Germany speak English??? Help!